So on with it… what do we know about masturbation? We know that it can help us fall asleep, reduce headaches and stress, decrease anxiety and tension. It increases endorphin production and helps out our prostates. Oh, and let’s not forget it feels awesome!! Finally, I can think of the fact that pulling our own weaner gives us a very good idea of the movements, amount of pressure and speed that most turns us on.
Now who hasn’t heard or all the bogus stories surrounding masturbation? Growing up, I was terrorized with stories like I was going to break it…. It was going to give me acne or hair was going to grow on my hand and thus give me away! Happily, it was all bogus…and I conclude this because had it not been the case, 95% of men (me included) would walk around with a face full of zits, hand in their pockets (to hide their hairy hands) and a limp weaner. Other crazy statements claim that semen makes hair and nails grow rapidly and that it’s good for the skin…and so I must testify to the fact that I’ve had women save some of mine for beauty enhancement reasons. Totally nuts but I must admit it was kind of flattering at the time!
Another thing I’ve heard is that masturbation makes men sterile. Although it’s true that consecutive ejaculations can reduce sperm count and the volume of semen (with respect to the first ejaculation), your testicles produce sperm almost as quickly as you use it up. Nothing masturbation related is going to stop your testicles from doing their part so u can play with yourself in peace and still have kids when you choose to have them.
If you are late to work or school because you just had to put in that not-so-quick session in the morning… or if you miss the plane because the aiport bathroom seemed like a cool place to jerk off… then yes, you have an issue…. And yes, you are in a minority because most of us know that when appropriate and timely, masturbation can be a great enhancer. Another downside I can think of is when it gives us unrealistic expectations about sex later on. For instance…if your self-pleasuring sessions are quick and practically effortless you might be expecting a “wam-bam-thank you mam” kind of sex when with a partner. I strongly suggest you take that time with yourself and use it wisely so it can become a better way of getting to know yourself and what turns you on, instead of a cum fest! If you learn to enjoy the time it takes to truly pleasure a body, chances are you will be a much better lover in the end and really get into what turns on your partner.
So you see, maybe my dick won’t hate me as much now since after thoroughly analyzing masturbation, it seems like it gives you so much more than it takes away from you…. So I say, keep going at it my friends…keep going at it!!
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